OK, Guys.¬* The offer is now closed.
To my astonishment, no less than¬*6,933,824¬*people demanded copies of this extremely useful article, and as I was charging $25 a photo-copy, I made a pretty good deal of money on it.
To all of you who asked for but have not yet received your gold-embossed, hand-signed copies of this excellent article, please be patient, the personal courier might be having problems finding a limousine to escort the missive to you, depending where you live.
The truth is that six of my Gauge 1 associates asked for, and got, a freebie copy of this excellent article by a master at work.
No money changed paws in any direction, only friendship and goodwill.
Wouldn't it be just great if it could always be like that?
Best wishes to most.