Dear Dr Rivet -┬*
1.┬* According to the G1MRA - ignoring those who may have joined up this New Year - there are around 2500 paid-up┬*members.┬*┬*
2.┬*┬*Only four┬*friends have taken me up on my offer , as was expected, thus sharing in my criminal activities.┬* However, you may sleep┬*easy on my behalf,┬*Sir, as any feelings of guilt on my part┬*are way down my present list of priorities. [img]/DesktopModules/NTForums/themes/mls/emoticons/whistling.gif[/img]
3.┬* Please┬*feel free to┬*[try and] get me banned from this site┬*and blacklisted within the world of the G1MRA.┬*┬*I'd hate to think that this takes you away from playing trains, so.....┬*
4.┬*┬*To assist you in your efforts - I'm sure you know Mr Pulley's address, and also that of the G1MRA, but my local police force might present some difficulty, so here it is in full -
For the attention of Ms Julie Spence -┬*
The Chief Constable
Cambridgeshire Constabulary Headquarters
Luckily they have a 24-hour reporting helpline, too, so the time difference won't matter.┬* Five hours isn't it?
5.┬* In a spirit of co-operation, which might serve to help me if and when the case comes to court,┬*and to save you using your undoubtedly valuable time researching further ways and means of implementing the ban you seek,┬*have you considered publicising the campaign by using T-shirts?┬* If not, you really ARE missing out on this popular and fun way of bringing the attention of almost everybody to your cause.┬* so please┬*have a look at┬*Berda, one of the┬*leading T-shirt printers in the US.┬* They have an excellent range of products,┬*including pens and fun hats, too, and prices for having your message printed on their high-quality product are very reasonable - see http://www.berda.com
┬* The use of only six letters - ┬*'BAN TAC' - is both succinct and┬*thrifty, although some might think that the T-shirt┬*advertises a┬*Vietnamese┬*restaurant or vacation locale, rather than a demand to remove somebody from a website.┬* It's a pity that DH is behind us, as a great publicity opportunity would have presented itself there.┬*
6.┬* And lastly, if┬*you and just about anybody else has never made a photo-copy of an article in a magazine for a friend, or two, or even four,┬*I will eat the keyboard in front of me with the sauce of your choice.
Your┬*regret on my behalf┬*is┬*duly noted.┬*┬*
Have a nice day, Dr Rivet.